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Don't judge a book by its movie, except for Twilight.

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Only date girls with the same name. That way when you accidentally call her by your ex-girlfriend's name... you won't get slapped.

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Always store a secret emergency doughnut in your car in case you ever get pulled over.

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Use idioms that don't relate to anything you're talking about, because a penny saved is a penny earned.

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Kilometers are shorter than miles. So, take your next trip in kilometers to save gas.

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Losing a close friend can be devastating. To ensure that you never have to go through this heartbreaking occurrence, do not get close to anyone.

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When at a drive thru restaurant, drive through the restaurant. The paramedics will appreciate your pun.

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Picture someone mad. Now picture them saying banana.

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To soothe sore or dry throats, try drinking a bottle of lotion.

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To protect your eyes from the sun's harmful rays, apply sunscreen to your eyes.